What’s Up With the “Trump University” Lawsuits?
Trump said the other day he has “won most of” these cases. He has not. Whether anybody cares is a different issue.
Celebrigation
Randy Quaid Caught Trying to Sneak Back Into U.S.
Hello, boys … I’m back!
Also I’m in custody on $500,000 bail. But still.
Insane Clown Posse Wins Appeal
Sixth Circuit holds that ICP and affiliated Juggalo plaintiffs have standing to try to vacate the FBI’s classification of Juggalos as a “gang.” Whoop whoop!
BREAKING: O.J. Simpson Freed
Really?! Sort of.
Judge: Hulkster Limited at Trial to “One Plain Bandana”
The Hulkster also shall not be referred to as "Hulkster," or even "Hulk Hogan," Judge Pamela Campbell ruled last week. Instead, the plaintiff shall be referred to by his real name, Terry Gene Bollea, during the trial of his case…
Donald Trump Sued Scotland
It might be easier at this point to compile a list of those Donald Trump hasn't sued, but in this Daily Beast article ("Donald Trump Sued Everyone but His Hairdresser"), Olivia Nuzzi has put together an impressive partial list of Trump's targets. They…
Spider-Man Clings to Wall of Supreme Court
On Monday, the Supreme Court held in Kimble v. Marvel Entertainment that a patent holder can't charge royalties for using an invention after the patent term expires. More accurately, it established that rule in a 1964 case, and held Monday…
Led Zeppelin Admits “Exceptional Talent,” Denies All Other Allegations
That really ought to be an affirmative defense.
God Files Class Action Against Gay People
I know exactly what you’re thinking—one god isn’t enough gods for a class action. That makes no sense at all! And even if there were more than one, how likely is it that they would be similarly situated so that one…
Defendant Pleads Guilty to Kicking an Owl While Paragliding
Reminder: Owls are a protected species and are not to be kicked.