O.J. Simpson Embarks on Long, Slow Bronco Ride Into Eternity
Although that’s probably not where it will end up.
Crime and Punishment
Former Fugitive Extradited, Briefly De-Trousered
Identity still disputed, but only by him.
Sith Lord Who Stalked Queen Gets Nine Years for Treason; AI Girlfriend Not Charged
Prosecuted under the Treason Act 1842, just one of the many Treason Acts they have to choose from over there.
“ChiefsAholic” Indicted for Robbing Banks to Fund ChiefAholism
A noble cause, but still.
Feds: Unlicensed Alien Guide Offered Gall Bladders and Women During Illegal Bear Hunt
At least six crimes here and that’s just what I could fit in the headline.
“I Really Regret the Matter,” Says Driver Fined $129K for Speeding
Not his first offense, but it was his first six-figure fine.
Author of “How to Murder Your Husband” Convicted of Murdering Husband
A not-too-unexpected result.
Jury to Decide Whether Officers Have Qualified Immunity for Tasing a Guy in the Crotch
Although there is video making it very likely the defendants will settle, if they have any sense.
Man Charged With Driving Into House Three Times Explains That His “Foot Slipped”
At least he didn’t claim the truck was defective.
U.S. Army Special Ops Unit Assaulted by Ninja
I guess he did have the advantage of surprise.