Jury to Decide Whether Officers Have Qualified Immunity for Tasing a Guy in the Crotch
Although there is video making it very likely the defendants will settle, if they have any sense.
Crime and Punishment
Man Charged With Driving Into House Three Times Explains That His “Foot Slipped”
At least he didn’t claim the truck was defective.
U.S. Army Special Ops Unit Assaulted by Ninja
I guess he did have the advantage of surprise.
Barge Captains Caught After What You Might Call “Chases”
I wouldn’t call them that, but you might.
Woman Charged With Felony for Failing to Return Sabrina the Teenage Witch
She rented it when movies were stored as magnetic data in cassettes known as “VHS.”
A Farewell to Madoff
He was the best in the world at something, but unfortunately, it was fraud.
Alleged Arsonists Say They Set Fires to Get Rid of Snakes
Not clear yet whether it worked.
Houston Water Escape: Another Exception That Proves the Rule?
These people haven’t been found, but that doesn’t mean they’ve escaped.
Moms Arrested for Hacking Cheerleading and Homecoming-Queen Competitions
Sure, these were crimes, but then the stakes couldn’t have been any higher.
Fake-Your-Own-Kidnapping Ploy Fails Again
Apparently calling in sick didn’t work.