Swedish Prisoner Warned Against Further Flatulence Attacks
He sought to minimize the impact of the event, but witnesses disagreed.
Criminal
Busy Bank Robbers Call Ahead, Place Order to Go
Much criminal stupidity (on the part of criminals, or otherwise) has graced the pages of this blog, and I am really not one to pick a single favorite or rank anything number one in any category, but I am pretty sure…
Business-Casual Attire Is Perfect Disguise for Business-Casual Burglar
Next time you see a "new guy" walking around the office, you might want to introduce yourself. You might also want to check to make sure "new guy" is actually an employee, and not, for example, a burglar who is…
Ninth Circuit Grapples With Whether Bare Hands Are “Weapons”
They are not.
Baffling Mistakes Criminals Make All the Time
Among many others.
Clown Trouble
Neither example involves actual clowns, but they are clown-related.
Laziest Man in the World Is Not American
Not right at the moment, anyway.
BREAKING NEWS: Smithsonian Doesn’t Want O.J.’s “Acquittal Suit”
“Not appropriate for our collection,” says the revered institution.
Scott Rothstein: Why Come Back From Morocco?
We don’t know for sure, but there are theories.
Sheriff’s Henchmen Finally Apprehend Robin Hood
Took them 700 years or so, but they got him.