Fugitive Located Inside Homeland Security Department Office
It’s apparently the last place they’ll look.
Government
TSA Fails to Secure Its Own PDFs
Because of course it doesn’t.
Employee Goes Extra Mile for Boss With Bomb Threat
To: My SecretaryFrom: MeDate: TodayRe: You Not Calling in Bomb Threats on My Behalf As you know, I habitually run late for everything, especially air travel. It has come to my attention that other people's assistants…
Marriage Illegal in Texas, Says Candidate
Barbara Ann Radnofsky, formerly a partner with Vinson & Elkins and now a Democratic candidate for Texas Attorney General, has pointed out the uncomfortable fact that a 2005 amendment to the state constitution, which was designed to ban gay marriage, may in fact…
TSA Targets Snow-Globe Terrorism Threat
As I have argued before, the absence of hijackings since 9/11 is almost certainly not due to the unenhanced security provided by the Transportation Security Administration, which daily protects our nation’s planes from the threat of oversized nail clippers, undeclared…
San Francisco Jury Struggles With Whether Bear Was “Disturbed”
Hard to define, but you know it when you see it.
Korean Woman Passes Driver’s Test on 950th Try
It seems like only yesterday that Cha Sa-soon was failing her 775th written driver's test, but in fact it was February. Cha, a 68-year-old grandmother from South Korea, had been taking the test every two days or so starting sometime…
Colonel Sanders Appears at UN to Seek Membership for Grilled Nation
Turns out he was not invited and the UN is still trying to figure out how he got in.
Experts Agree: Chances of Governor’s Message Being Random Are Tiny
As you have probably heard, things are going just great in California, apart from the state being massively in debt, occasionally on fire, and thoroughly riddled with active fault lines. Also, our bridges suck, but on the bright side, the…
State Assistant AG Fired After Inappropriate Cemetery Visit
A 66-year-old deputy assistant attorney general is now no longer employed by South Carolina after a police officer noticed him and another person engaging in an unspecified activity in a "secluded part of a downtown cemetery." He and the 18-year-old…