Nope, Twitter Isn’t Violating the First Amendment
It can’t.
It can’t.
British Columbia, at least, is off the hook.
It’s Canada, so they were pretty polite about it.
If this complaint had some delicious cheese melted over it, it might have at least some merit.
It also called the settlement “utterly worthless,” but those words don’t begin with an S.
Well, you can. But you really shouldn’t.
She texted during a movie, he objected, and it went downhill from there. [Update: Or did it?]
Or at least he’s planning to. Is there a direct flight from Denver to Gondor? That’d be helpful.
Plaintiff thought there’d be more driving in the movie, you see, and less “slow paced, interpersonal drama.”
Its failure to give him a top grade has harmed his legal career, you see.