Consumer Alleged She Wanted Only Water From One Particular Mountain (Which May Not Exist)
If it does exist, it’s very important to her.
Lawsuits (Ridiculous)
Plaintiff Alleges “Heart of the Himalayas” Is in India, Not Pakistan (It’s in Nepal)
Or, it’s somewhere else, if there is any such thing.
“Nevermind” Cover Baby Sues Nirvana for Showing Him Naked
Guess which federal crime he’s claiming they committed. Go on, guess.
“Hint of Lime” Case: It’s Not Crunch Berries, But It’s Close
Very close.
Plaintiff’s “Wide-Ranging” Demands: $32 Trillion, Audience With Queen, Swamp Cleaning
Also a full-body MRI, although that part was actually reasonable.
Suit on Behalf of “Donard J. Trump” Dismissed
No great surprise here. In fact, no surprise at all. The lawsuit that Orly Taitz filed last month (see “Look Who’s Back, Now Filing Lawsuits on Behalf of ‘Donard J. Trump,’” (Jan. 29, 2021)), asking a federal court in California…
Look Who’s Back, Now Filing Lawsuits on Behalf of “Donard J. Trump”
Like I’ve said before, she may be a perfectly good dentist.
Trump Legal Team’s Record So Far: Bad
Like many bad things, its exact badness is hard to quantify.
Pro-Virus Floridians Challenge Mask Mandate
Is the coronavirus funding this lawsuit?
Court Dismisses Representative’s Claim Against Twitter in Satirical-Cow Case
Claims against the satirical cow and a couple of others have not failed yet, but will.