Assorted Stupidity #171
In this edition: are those orange-fronted parakeets in your pants or are you just happy to be crossing the border, and other items of note.
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First Alleged Space Crime … Didn’t Happen
And when it does it won’t look like this.
Jury Deliberates in Sandwich-Assault Case [Update: Not Guilty]
Agent claims sandwich “exploded” on his chest, says he “could smell the onions and the mustard.”
Okay, It Seems to Have Been Pretty Successful
If it happened at all.
Was That Scuba Burglary a Successful Aquatic Escape?
It remains to be seen … but maybe.
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Top Posts of 2017
No spoilers, but the top post of the year involved fire, pants, and a defense lawyer.
