Shortening the Massachusetts Oath of Office Probably Saved Lives
Or at least reduced the number of people who died of old age while saying it.
Or at least reduced the number of people who died of old age while saying it.
The 81-year-old grandmother they stole it from is extremely pissed off.
Well, that’s not entirely accurate … she was high almost all the time.
Update: The Simolaris Incident was still infuriating people at this week’s board meeting, according to a more recent report by the Lowell Sun. Simolaris and town manager John Curran argued about who had committed the greater sin, and the forum…