Johnny Depp Allegedly Spent $3M to Blast Hunter S. Thompson Out of a Cannon
They say this like it’s a bad thing.
2017
Utah Supreme Court Affirms a Woman’s Right to Sue Herself
Did Bagley win Bagley v. Bagley? Yes!
But also no.
Wait. Which One of You Was Injured Again?
Okay, so, you’re Mary Jo, and you’re Francine? Oh boy.
Administration Fails to Secure Its Own Conference Room
In the future an impenetrable wall will be erected around all such locations, although who will pay for that remains to be seen.
Assorted Stupidity #99.5
In this edition: be on the lookout for orange fingers; the difference between accidental and intentional; police piling on; and a victory for the rule of law (involving traffic cameras, but it’s a start).
“Spelling Bee Bandit” Arrested for String of Roberies
I hope you realize that’s how HE spelled it.
Belgian Parliament Decides to Keep Serving Itself Free [?] Beer
To be honest I wouldn’t give up that privilege either.
I’ll Show You a Run-On Sentence
Not recommended for beginners, but this guy got away with it, and well done.
A Visual Study Guide for the New York Bar Exam
It also has many words, and might help you or someone you know who has, for whatever reason, decided to take the NY bar.
Bill Would Provide Immunity for Accidentally Running Over Protesters
Let’s apply the rational-basis test to this one.