Scottish Grandpa Claims He Checked “Terrorist” Box on Visa Form by Mistake
Gotcha, “grandpa.”
November 2018
“Inchworm Bandits” Are Either Idiots or Comedy Geniuses
It’s a fine line sometimes. Rarely, but sometimes.
Assorted Stupidity #118
In this edition: a bad response to bad reviews, a schism in Scouting, problems with permits, prioritizing police reports, and Julian Assange’s cat.
Lawmaker Injured by Flying Constitution
If reading it to the other guy won’t help, you could try throwing it.
United States v. 1855.6 Pounds of American Paddlefish Meat
The defendant will be tried along with alleged co-conspirator 982.34 Pounds of American Paddlefish Caviar.
Australian’s 19-Year Squat Is Successful
Still, you should think twice before trying to adversely possess someone else’s house.
Assorted Election Stupidity
As if it wasn’t ridiculous enough to begin with.
Good Reason to Kill #74: Guy Pissed You Off in Antarctica
The specific reason for the assault is not entirely clear, but it’s getting on the list because Antarctica.