Beware: Botox Bandits Burgle Beautiful Brows
I would like to apologize for the headline, which I seemed to be powerless to prevent.
January 2019
Update: The Paddlefish Defendants Are Now for Sale
A post that contains the phrase, “reasonable fishmonger.” Twice, in fact.
Good Reason to Kill #75: Thought Wife Damaged Action Figures
It appears that no one (human or otherwise) was actually harmed in this incident.
My Fellow Americans, the State of the Union Is Stupid
Just ask Thomas Jefferson.
“My Turn to Drive,” the Passenger Said. But It Wasn’t
If you want this option, you should negotiate it with the driver beforehand.
Man Locked in Burger King Bathroom for an Hour Wants Free Whoppers for Life
Before you judge, know that the restroom was allegedly “dank.”
Saudi Women Now Entitled to Text Message Notifying Them of Divorce
Standard text message and data charges may apply.
Trump Campaign Not Liable for Hiring Roscoe the Pistol
Or the man who wielded him, says the North Carolina Court of Appeals.
Testimony of Elmo Monster, Sesame Street Muppet
Elmo loves Congress! Or at least he did in 2002.