Suspect Who Fled Into Lake Pursued by Officer on Paddleboard
He might have evaded the paddleboard, but not the whole flotilla.
2021
Sanctions Order Against Kraken Lawyers Weighs More Than a Pound
If printed on letter-sized paper, just to be clear.
I Claim This Castle Under Article 61 of the Magna Carta, Says Idiot
Will “Article 61 of the Magna Carta” be the right answer this time? I wonder!
German Fined 250,000 Euros for Unlicensed Panzer
He will also have to sell the Panzer, his 88mm anti-aircraft gun, and various other Nazi knickknacks.
Dead People Still Having Trouble Proving They’re Alive
“You are not known as deceased,” said the IRS, but she also was not known as alive.
Assorted Stupidity #146
In this edition: how not to make a great impression on the jury, more sovereign-citizen nonsense, a ruling involving the outer continental shelf, and some human-hamster-wheel advice.
Lawyer Apologizes for Putting Judge Under Surveillance
Well, he’s a lawyer for now, anyway.
Kraken-Releasing Lawyers Face Tough Questions in Federal Court
Such as: “Did any of you actually talk to these witnesses?” (Hint: they had not.)
Third Planet v. Crowne Plaza: Infinity War or Endgame?
There might or might not be a sequel, but if there is, I’ll watch it.
Official State Crap: Idaho
Just 38 states (and maybe a few territories) to go.