Settlement in Flintstone-House Case Means 15-Foot Metal Dinosaurs Will Stay
Also the statue of the Great Gazoo.
2021
Supreme Court Holds Cheerleaders Can Swear on Snapchat
Including F-bombs, at least on these facts.
“Hint of Lime” Case: It’s Not Crunch Berries, But It’s Close
Very close.
Assorted Stupidity #145
In this edition: everyone makes mistakes; the Ninth Circuit hates Star Wars; Kim Kardashian fails the bar; and a man is blamed for saving his duck.
Court Rejects Alleged Iguana-Killer’s “Stand Your Ground” Defense
Not a great legal argument, and the surveillance video apparently undermines it as well.
Alabama Nervously Decides to Lift Yoga Ban; Sponsor Notes There Are No “Yoga Police”
Still no chanting. Too dangerous.
Man Says He Can’t Come to the Office Because He Gets More Done at Home as Lord Vishnu
Sounds to me like Lord Vishnu isn’t willing to wear a mask during the pandemic.
Man Claims to Be Four Kinds of Federal Agent During Single Traffic Stop
We can’t say for sure he isn’t a CIA agent, but the other claims didn’t check out.
“Ludicrous” Defenses Rejected in Twisted Sister Copyright Case
They weren’t gonna take it, and as it turned out, they didn’t have to.
Plaintiff’s “Wide-Ranging” Demands: $32 Trillion, Audience With Queen, Swamp Cleaning
Also a full-body MRI, although that part was actually reasonable.