Still Illegal to Drive (a Horse) Under the Influence in Kentucky
One of the few states where this is pretty clear.
2026
Official State Crap: Kansas
A few questionable choices but not the official reptile or official soil, which both rock!
FEMA Official: Teleporting to Waffle House Was an “Incredible Adventure”
“Incredible” is the operative word there.
Judge Prepares Slide Deck of Lawyer’s Mistakes
This is a relatively clear sign that your performance left something to be desired.
Assorted Stupidity #172
In this edition: legislators don’t want to take civics tests; llamas do pretty good police work; courts rule on “boneless chicken wings” and lawn-related free speech.
U.S. Pat. No. 8,667,956: Controllable [Human] Launcher
Looks fun! I’ll go second.
In Memory of “Death v. Graves”
You will be missed.
Judge Finds for 11-Year-Old in Toy-Dinosaur-Assault Case
Assault *with* a toy dinosaur, not upon one.
New York State May Allow “Dancing by Default”
Don’t get too excited yet, though.
Get Lost, 2025
Hope to never see you again.