Cleveland Browns Lawyer Letter Is Apparently Real
Probably the best cease-and-desist letter ever written.
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TSA: Fourth Amendment = Terrorism
Via The Legal Satyricon, here's another tale involving our heroes at the Trouser Search Administration. Aaron Tobey, a 21-year-old student is suing the TSA and other officials, alleging that he was unconstitutionally and illegally detained after he took his shirt…
Good Reason to Kill #16: Ate Popcorn Too Loudly During “Black Swan”
I actually haven’t seen “Black Swan” yet, but I guess some people feel pretty strongly about it. At least in Latvia, where witnesses said a shooting resulted from an argument that “arose over how loudly the [soon-to-be] deceased man was…
Good Reason to Kill #15: Two Unauthorized Hot Dogs
In Clairton, Pennsylvania, the stabbing was hot-dog related. Police said that Charles Westbrook was at a friend's house last Saturday night when he chose to cook two hot dogs. It wasn't clear from the report whether the argument related to…
Good Reason to Kill #14: Wouldn’t Change the Channel to “American Idol”
Police in Neptune Beach, Florida, said that a man had threatened two co-workers with a butcher knife on Tuesday, and said the argument started when the two men refused his request to change the channel so he could watch "American…
Florida Bill Would Make It Illegal to Take a Picture of a Farm
If you enjoy taking pictures of the Florida countryside, you should probably go get it out of your system before July 1. After that date, it may be a felony. State Senator Jim Norman (R-Tampa) recently introduced S.B. 1246, which would make…
Jury in Hot-Dog-Flinging Case Finds in Favor of Team
The Kansas City Star reports that a jury reached a verdict on Wednesday in the case brought by a man who claimed the Royals’ mascot, “Sluggerrr,” had negligently thrown a hot dog into his eye in 2009. See “Dog-Flinging Mascot Blamed…
New Jersey Considers Repeal of Ancient Laws Regarding Women
I wrote this for Forbes last month and just realized I haven't posted it here yet. Which I am doing now just in case you don't read Forbes religiously. A bill introduced recently by two New Jersey lawmakers would get rid…
Florida Man Sues Alleged Foot-Stealer
The defendant in this case said she did not intend to cause the plaintiff any pain by stealing his foot, and that seems plausible since it wasn't attached at the time. The plaintiff was quite seriously injured in a 2008 crash on…
Tip: No Stabbing Until Haircut’s Finished
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