Consumer Alleged She Wanted Only Water From One Particular Mountain (Which May Not Exist)
If it does exist, it’s very important to her.
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Plaintiff Alleges “Heart of the Himalayas” Is in India, Not Pakistan (It’s in Nepal)
Or, it’s somewhere else, if there is any such thing.
Chavez v. ‘Cause Y’all Took My Phones I Don’t Know Their Names (S.D.N.Y. 2021)
Surprisingly, there’s more wrong with this case than the caption.
Hopefully There Will Be No Winners in Lawsuit Against Psychic
If you want a joke about “predicting the outcome,” you will have to write your own.
UPDATED: Suspect in Assault Case Spends Two Days in Tree
The standoff lasted about 53 hours.
Canadian Lawyers Want Person Not in Canada to Go There So They Can Kick Her Out
She hasn’t been able to enter, but the government wants her to visit so she can be properly expelled.
U.S. Army Special Ops Unit Assaulted by Ninja
I guess he did have the advantage of surprise.
Missing Man Found in Search Party Looking for Himself
“Who are we looking for?” he finally asked.
Lawyer Held in Contempt for Repeatedly Saying “Gadzooks” After Judge’s Ruling
in what appears to be the only decision to address the use of this ancient term.
Realtor Claims Home Not Sold Due to Compromising Paraphernalia of Sundry Sorts
If you’re using the word “sundry” today, you might as well use that weird S, too.