Pork-Product Proposal Perturbs Parliamentarians; Prompts Pummeling, Pig-Part Pelting
How much alliteration is too much? This much.
How much alliteration is too much? This much.
Like many bad things, its exact badness is hard to quantify.
It’s nuts, and has about the same chance of success as what the lawyers have been filing.
And this story involves both of them.
A dramatic challenge to democracy and the right not to wear shoes.
Probably not even openly racist at all, for the first time since 1875.
In this edition: nothing at all related to the election. Okay, one thing that is sort of related to it, but all others, not.
You just can’t please some people.
*Who were not really prosecutors.
This will not be good for the brand.