Lawyer Suspended for Advice on How to “Make It Look Like Self-Defense”
By “it” I mean “murder,” in case that wasn’t clear.
Articles by Kevin
Oklahoma Legislator Proposes Big Foot Hunting Season
Sic.
Naked Fugitive Found in Croc-Infested Swamp
This headline doesn’t refer to Donald Trump, but maybe by next week a similar one will.
Assorted Stupidity #140 (Sedition Edition)
The stupid shows no signs of diminishing.
Dear Idiots: Please Keep Posting Pictures of You Committing Crimes
It makes things a lot easier for the people who are coming to arrest you.
United States v. Five Hundred and Twelve Otters
Not a real case name, but some real ones are just as weird.
It Is No Longer a Crime to Impersonate Smokey Bear
Impersonating Woodsy Owl has also been legalized.
Lawyer Files Document “Under Plenty of Perjury”
And was it a member of Trump’s legal team? Why, yes. Yes it was.
Man Ordered to Stop Doing Autopsies Because He’s Not, Like, a Doctor or Anything
Not really a field where you can just hang out your shingle and learn by doing.
Assorted Stupidity #139
In this edition: Scotch eggs, voter fraud, a Maltese eagle, and two trips from Land’s End to John o’ Groats (one going way too fast, the other one naked).