Crime-Lab Chemist Was High While Testifying in Drug Cases
Well, that’s not entirely accurate … she was high almost all the time.
Articles by Kevin
And Then Job Spake, and Said, Let a Restraining Order Issue Against the Lord
The Lord hath “exhibited a seriously negative attitude” toward me, allegeth the Petitioner.
Again, Not a Great Place to Stand During an Argument
You are necessarily assuming the other person is rational, and don’t you know better by now?
Brief Argues Klingon Language Can’t Be Copyrighted
Hopefully the oral argument will also be at least partly in Klingon.
Targeted Advertising
Right on target, in fact.
ALERT: Saturday Is the Last Day to Cash in Your $100-Trillion Bills
If you live in Zimbabwe, that is.
Good Reason to Kill #60: Looked Exactly Like Shia LaBoeuf
One of the more understandable reasons to still make it into this category.
Again, Courts Frown on Feigning Sleep During Opponent’s Case
And I continue to think it’s funny, which obviously doesn’t mean you should do it.
Assorted Stupidity #89
In this edition: a good reason to turn off your phone in court, the arrest of a fire-breather, shocking judicial conduct, and Wikipedia nerds.
Dachshund Racing Declared Illegal in Idaho
There are absolutely no exceptions to the dog-racing law. Except when there are.