Powerball Problems
They’re pretty major, both pre- and post-winning.
Articles by Kevin
Monkey Loses Copyright Battle
But vows (through counsel) to appeal.
Stormtrooper Arrested
Even though, like all Imperial Stormtroopers, he really wasn’t much of a threat.
DWI Charge Dismissed Because Driver Was a Gut-Brewer
You probably don’t suffer from “auto-brewery syndrome,” though, which is yet another reason not to drink and drive.
Good Reason to Kill #58: Star Wars Spoiler
Make sure not to tell anybody in Montana that [redacted].
Last-Minute Gift Suggestions
They might not get there by Christmas, but you could tell the person you got them something, and isn’t that really what matters?
Canada Now Challenging U.S. for Lead in Zamboni DUI Arrests
Canada is now way ahead on a per-capita basis, but the U.S. still leads in absolute terms.
Assorted Stupidity #82
In this edition: DUI lawyer demonstrates what not to do, inmate sues for being allowed to escape, and poor planning leads to bigamy arrest. Also, your word of the day is “hibernaculum.”
Museum Sued for Art Depicting Jesus as White
Tintoretto presumably an unindicted co-conspirator.
Follow the Chicken, Dramatized
Drop whatever you’re doing and spend 5:40 watching this NYT re-enactment of a classic deposition transcript.