You Know, Karl, There Have Also Been Criminals Named “Karl”
In response to the county commissioner who said we should be concerned about anybody named “Mohammed.”
Articles by Kevin
Indiana Briefly Considered Fining Bad Anthem Singers
It came to its senses. Will Massachusetts and New Mexico do the same?
In Michigan, You May Now Dance to the National Anthem
Well, it’s legal now, at least, although to be honest it’s not the most danceable tune ever written.
Gollum Experts to Testify, Says Court
What have they got in their pocketses, precious? We wants to know.
Assorted Stupidity #81
In this edition: the schooling of a brain thief, criticism of the Secret Service, and another win for the Thought It Was a Giant Panda defense.
Utah Woman Charged With Causing Egg Catastrophe
Mass egging charged under anti-terrorism statute.
Man’s Spider Hunt Mistaken for Domestic Violence
Womanly shrieks reported.
Really Bad Murder Plot Uncovered Partly by Spelling Mistake
“I’m sorry—he wanted death with what?”
Lawsuit Alleges Sherman Tank Damaged by “the Elements”
To be fair, if you drop three hundred grand on an armored fighting vehicle, they really should be willing to touch up the paint.
Australian Police Searching for Motorized-Picnic-Table Riders
The individuals are not believed to be linked to terrorism.
Updated with one relevant point and also something about kangaroos.