Court Says Police Need to Make Time for “This Constitutional Bullshit”
The bullshit in question being the Fourth Amendment.
Constitutional Law
National Guard Deployed to Seize One Marijuana Plant
The 81-year-old grandmother they stole it from is extremely pissed off.
How and Why to Delete Your Yahoo Account
TL, DR: click here, Fourth Amendment.
What Is Treason?
And what do strawberry tarts have to do with it?
Governors Veto Official-Bible Bills
Salamander, jackass bills signed into law.
Bill Would Let Cops “Field Test” Your Phone After an Accident
Don’t worry, though—they totally promise not to invade your privacy while doing it.
Tennessee Legislature Votes to Make Bible the Official State Book
This again.
Lawmaker: Bill Held Constitutional by “The Little Supreme Court in My Head”
His little Supreme Court is apparently not split 4-4.
Hey, It Ain’t “Deadly Force” to Drop a Tree on a Guy
Or to shoot him four times, apparently. Not enough of these 1200+ words are jokes, but the cartoon references I think are pretty good.
No Dancing in Cottonwood Heights
It’s “disorderly conduct,” according to some people. But hey, you can’t be too careful. Look the other way and the next thing you know, ISIL will try a disco infiltration.