Party Frowns on Members Punching Constituents
This is still considered bad form in the UK, apparently.
Crime and Punishment
So Sean “Diddy” Combs Isn’t Having a Great Year
Nor should he be.
Bubble-Blower Charged With “Littering Prohibited Fluids”
This aggression will not stand, man.
Guy With Suspended License Takes Court Call on Zoom While Driving
Another case where somebody creates the best evidence against him.
Priest Who Bit Woman During Mass Says She Had It Coming
Okay, I might be paraphrasing there.
O.J. Simpson Embarks on Long, Slow Bronco Ride Into Eternity
Although that’s probably not where it will end up.
Former Fugitive Extradited, Briefly De-Trousered
Identity still disputed, but only by him.
Sith Lord Who Stalked Queen Gets Nine Years for Treason; AI Girlfriend Not Charged
Prosecuted under the Treason Act 1842, just one of the many Treason Acts they have to choose from over there.
“ChiefsAholic” Indicted for Robbing Banks to Fund ChiefAholism
A noble cause, but still.
Feds: Unlicensed Alien Guide Offered Gall Bladders and Women During Illegal Bear Hunt
At least six crimes here and that’s just what I could fit in the headline.