“Worst Robbers in Belgium” Agree to Come Back at Closing Time
More to steal that way, you see.
Criminal
Man Accused of Nude Swim With Sharks Also Wanted for Assault at Medieval Times
It was a busy night.
Good Reason to Kill #73: Took Your Seat During Karaoke
Best to avoid karaoke altogether, actually.
Seriously, Can We Get the Word Out Re: Water Escapes?
This would save everybody a lot of time. Thanks.
Two More Attempted Water Escapes Fail
Only in the Swedish case I mentioned in August has one been even semi-successful.
Man Blames Tiny Clowns for Firearms Offense
It is possible that alcohol also played a role.
Author of “How to Murder Your Husband” Accused of Murdering Husband
The author’s book entitled “The Wrong Husband” will also be considered ironic but inadmissible.
Canadian Rectal Smuggler Catches a Break on Appeal
Things came out slightly better than expected.
Speedboat Escape Is Exception That Proves the Rule
Tjuvarna kan ha lämnat Strängnäs Domkyrka på vattenskoter. But I wouldn’t try it if I were you.
Woman Accidentally Steals Car She Thought Was Her Rental
Drove it around for two weeks with nary a clue.