New Assault Charges for Rogue Canadian Golfer Who Tried to Escape on Ice Floe
He managed to get out of this water hazard, but it didn’t do him much good.
He managed to get out of this water hazard, but it didn’t do him much good.
But coincidentally, four metric tons of them were missing from a nearby warehouse.
His long-term strategy is frankly unclear.
“Hm, well, I don’t see anything else on the docket, but I imagine the detectives here would be happy to look into it.”
It wasn’t.
No, not between “I” and “Want a Lawyer Dog,” as if he were referring to himself, Mr. Want a Lawyer Dog. Please try to take this more seriously. Dog.
Granted, you could conceal yourself in it if you really wanted to, but that probably involves dying.
In which evidence of three burps is held adequate to support a conviction.
Although his smirk has not yet wavered.
Prosecutors forgot to call any witnesses who knew which county it’s in.