“My Turn to Drive,” the Passenger Said. But It Wasn’t
If you want this option, you should negotiate it with the driver beforehand.
Criminal
Thief Dangles From Fence
Here’s the kind of post you get when I’m late for a connecting flight. Good image, though.
Looks Like There’s No Ten-Code for “Officer on Hood of Moving Car”
It seems to happen more often than they anticipated.
Wrong “Peter Brown” Brought in for Murder Sentencing Again
This is why you use all three names when referring to criminal defendants.
“Inchworm Bandits” Are Either Idiots or Comedy Geniuses
It’s a fine line sometimes. Rarely, but sometimes.
Assorted Election Stupidity
As if it wasn’t ridiculous enough to begin with.
“Worst Robbers in Belgium” Agree to Come Back at Closing Time
More to steal that way, you see.
Man Accused of Nude Swim With Sharks Also Wanted for Assault at Medieval Times
It was a busy night.
Good Reason to Kill #73: Took Your Seat During Karaoke
Best to avoid karaoke altogether, actually.
Seriously, Can We Get the Word Out Re: Water Escapes?
This would save everybody a lot of time. Thanks.