Another Attempted Water Escape Fails
The article calls this a “watery elude,” which it wasn’t.
Criminal
Shrubbery Nice, Not Too Expensive, But Also Not Probable Cause
If there had been another shrubbery, next to the first, only slightly higher so you get a two-layer effect with a little path running down the middle, the case might have come out differently.
Lawyer Dispute Escalates From Picture of Cat Playing Violin to Gunfire
There were a few other steps involved, but those are the big ones.
Guy With Axe Embedded in Roof of Car Gets Probation
The thing with the axe isn’t illegal, and the other stuff deserves more than probation.
Spaghetti Arsonist in a Bull Onesie? I’m Guessing It’s Florida
Featuring a local news clip that is worth your time.
Fleeing Suspect Apprehended by His Car
Is there video? Of course there’s video.
Suspect’s Toilet Strike Ends After 47 Days—Successfully
That is not a typo. Forty-seven days.
Court Orders Martin Shkreli to Forfeit Smirk
The ruling presumably leaves him with no facial expression at all.
New Assault Charges for Rogue Canadian Golfer Who Tried to Escape on Ice Floe
He managed to get out of this water hazard, but it didn’t do him much good.
Sospechosos Con 4,000 Kilos de Naranjas No Saben de Dónde Vinieron
But coincidentally, four metric tons of them were missing from a nearby warehouse.