Topless Gardener Scrapes Bottom of Barrel
I have nothing against toplessness, but am anti-defrauding-the-elderly.
Criminal
DWI Charge Dismissed Because Driver Was a Gut-Brewer
You probably don’t suffer from “auto-brewery syndrome,” though, which is yet another reason not to drink and drive.
Utah Woman Charged With Causing Egg Catastrophe
Mass egging charged under anti-terrorism statute.
Really Bad Murder Plot Uncovered Partly by Spelling Mistake
“I’m sorry—he wanted death with what?”
Guy Steals Four Million Pounds of Oranges
Say—weren’t there six to eight million oranges here just a minute ago?
BREAKING: O.J. Simpson Freed
Really?! Sort of.
Teens Charged With Exploiting Themselves
Let me just warn you in advance that the following sentence will make no sense at all: After a 16-year-old Fayetteville girl made a sexually explicit nude photo of herself for her boyfriend last fall, the Cumberland County Sheriff’s Office…
Upon Further Review, I Don’t Know What to Think
There was no foul on the play.
Wet Willy and Mr. Nub
Does administering a “wet willy” qualify as a crime? Well … it depends.
Norwegian Inmate Slowly Paddles to Freedom
With a little toy shovel, apparently.