Bad Places to Hide: Island in Alligator-Infested Lake
It does make it a little harder for the cops to follow you, but other issues still make this a bad choice.
Criminal
Man Arrested 14 Years After Failing to Return Terrible Video
If he watched this movie, he’s the real victim.
Spa Bandit Update
For no good reason at all, an update on the criminal career of one Marshall G. Wolbers, formerly known as the “Spa Bandit.”
Man Charged With Stealing 784,000 Quarters
No, not all at once.
Arsonist Sets Own Shoes on Fire
Authorities have asked the public to alert them to anyone appearing to have burned or singed feet.
Is an Alligator a “Deadly Weapon”?
You may be surprised to know that no Florida case has yet addressed this question.
Topless Gardener Scrapes Bottom of Barrel
I have nothing against toplessness, but am anti-defrauding-the-elderly.
DWI Charge Dismissed Because Driver Was a Gut-Brewer
You probably don’t suffer from “auto-brewery syndrome,” though, which is yet another reason not to drink and drive.
Utah Woman Charged With Causing Egg Catastrophe
Mass egging charged under anti-terrorism statute.
Really Bad Murder Plot Uncovered Partly by Spelling Mistake
“I’m sorry—he wanted death with what?”