Chillin’ With a Owl: Followup
Florida FWS decides not to press charges.
International Law
Slaves Forced to Help With Guinness-World-Record Attempt
If you are thinking, well, why do I even have slaves if I can’t force them to help me get into the Guinness Book of World Records, you are missing the point entirely and are also an extremely bad human…
Men Filmed Chillin’ With a Owl Were Violatin’ Migratory Bird Treaty Act
"We chillin' with a owl right now, we vibin'." So quoth Johnny Duverson of West Palm Beach, who along with his friend Stervenson [confirmed: Stervenson] Benjamin could be seen doing just that in a video that the two men posted on Facebook….
Prosecutor Declines to Prosecute Himself
He exercised his discretion not to self-prosecute.
Please Read This Before Bombing New Mexico
First: Do not blow up any part of New Mexico without express permission. Second: By "this" I don't mean this post, although if you have started your research here that is fine, if somewhat disturbing. By "this," of course, I…
MUGABE SPOKESMAN: Even Jesus Would Have Tripped
And you wouldn’t make fun of Jesus, so don’t make fun of President Mugabe, according to his spokesperson.
Official Who Kicked Protester Reports Leg Trauma
According to this report (Hurriyet Daily News), Yusuf Yerkel took some time off work over the last few days so he could recover from injuries suffered in the brutal incident pictured below. He, of course, is the one shown kicking a helpless…
Baby Walks
According to Newsweek Pakistan: A court on Saturday threw out charges of attempted murder against a nine-month-old baby, in a case that highlighted endemic flaws in Pakistan’s legal system and provoked widespread ridicule. The former suspect's bail application has also…
Baby Indicted
It’s about time we started holding infants responsible.
Court Finds Fan Club Members Were Harmed by Michael Jackson’s Death
"As far as I know," said the plaintiffs' lawyer, "this is the first time in the world that the notion of emotional damage in connection with a pop star has been recognized." He meant legally recognized, because who hasn't suffered some sort…