Good Reason to Kill #74: Guy Pissed You Off in Antarctica
The specific reason for the assault is not entirely clear, but it’s getting on the list because Antarctica.
International Law
Indian Supreme Court Holds Wink Didn’t Violate Blasphemy Law
Strangely, the equally disturbing waggling of eyebrows was not addressed.
Japanese Student Sues Over Dress Code Requiring Black Hair
Her hair is diabolically, but also genetically, brown.
Saudi Government Says It Will Let Women Drive
What next? Voting?
MUGABE SPOKESMAN: “The President Was Simply Resting His Eyes”
He’s told funnier lies, but this one isn’t bad.
Cow-Threatener’s Conviction Affirmed
The Swiss federal tribunal rejected his argument that he acted in self-defense.
Battle of the Joes Is Back On
The Ninth Circuit revives a puzzling cross-border dispute.
Apparently He Left “War Criminal” Off His Resumé
But you’d hope they dig a little further when they do background checks for airport security.
ALERT: Saturday Is the Last Day to Cash in Your $100-Trillion Bills
If you live in Zimbabwe, that is.
Frozen Guru Update II
Spoiler alert: still frozen.