A Four-Thousand-Word Sentence
The sentence at the end of the proceedings was much worse, in a different way.
Legal Writing
Judge Deploys Rumpelstiltskin Metaphor for Sixth Time
That’s fine, but some of these other words are a real problem.
Court Says Lawyer’s “Colorful Insults” Did Not Help His Clients’ Case
Also not helpful: over-the-top metaphors.
It’s Judge Edison, Not Judge Ellison
“Judge Ellison and I are two completely different people,” Edison reminded the parties.
A Note From Kevin (Hereinafter, “Me”) to All Attorneys (Hereinafter, “You”)
As usual, it’s a note about something you shouldn’t do.
Seventh Circuit: “We Draw the Line at Gibberish”
I’ve seen worse. But this is bad.
“Succubustic”: Is It a Word You Should Use to Describe a Judge?
Yet again I explain in great detail something that is really pretty obvious.
Meh
Or: On the Subject of Proofreading
Do They Teach Proofreading at Yale?
Maybe the question is: Did they teach *Kris Kobach* at Yale?
Amicus Brief Cites Ferris Bueller to Great Effect
Did I enjoy searching a Supreme Court transcript for the word “Ferris”? I did.