Miscellaneous

Maine Dentist Suspended for “Practice Run Amok”

Still reeling from the recent tusk-installation scandal, American dentistry was rocked again this weekend by revelations that a dentist in Waterville, Maine, had been suspended from practice for six months because of wild office parties and "terrifying" safety violations.  A…


Captain America to be Spared Jail Time

I like to salute great opening sentences when it’s appropriate, and especially when I’m not sure I could do any better.  So here’s this opening sentence, which began a story written on Tuesday by an unknown reporter at WFTV.com in…


Return to Blogging

Having survived the perils of Alaska, including several protracted battles with what has now become seafood, I am back and trying to get caught up on the stories from the past week.  This would be easier if I hadn’t returned…




Morrison Pardon Update: Letter to Gov. Crist

Sent this today to Governor Crist of Florida.  I encourage you all to drop him a line as well. ——————————————- Dear Governor Crist: I’m an attorney in San Francisco who does a lot of writing on, let’s say, "unusual" legal…


Googling the Bar

People reach Lowering the Bar in many different ways.  Sometimes the Internet address comes to them in a dream, inscribed in letters of gold on mighty tablets handed to them by a majestically robed spirit guide who looks a little…


Malaysian Police Round Up Midget Gang

Police in Malaysia have finally captured the "Midget Gang," a group of eight tiny bandits who had committed a string of burglaries over at least the past three months in the central Ampang district.  According to the original report in…


UPDATE: Charges Against Accused Serial Meower Are Dismissed

Back in August, I reported on the dramatic story of the criminal harassment charges filed against a Pennsylvania teenager, accused of repeatedly meowing at his neighbor, 78-year-old Alexandra Carasia. Today, those charges were dismissed. The meowing allegedly began after the…


Accused Serial Pig-Tosser Fined

Recently I read that the governor of Mississippi had initiated a campaign to improve the state’s image, pointing out that Mississippi actually ranks higher than people believe in areas such as charitable giving and education. This won’t help. Kevin Pugh,…