U.S. Army Special Ops Unit Assaulted by Ninja
I guess he did have the advantage of surprise.
The Inexplicable
“Nevermind” Cover Baby Sues Nirvana for Showing Him Naked
Guess which federal crime he’s claiming they committed. Go on, guess.
Man Says He Can’t Come to the Office Because He Gets More Done at Home as Lord Vishnu
Sounds to me like Lord Vishnu isn’t willing to wear a mask during the pandemic.
Fake-Your-Own-Kidnapping Ploy Fails Again
Apparently calling in sick didn’t work.
Lawyer Whose Pants Caught Fire Is Still a Hot Mess
His “vehicle collision” argument suggests he’s just been phoning it in anyway.
Beware of Fez-Wearers Making Bogus Demands
This isn’t about the Shriners, whose demands are typically valid and for a good cause.
“Motion to Declare Trump Victorious” Filed in Pennsylvania
It’s nuts, and has about the same chance of success as what the lawyers have been filing.
“The Facts Are Unusual,” Says Judge About Acquittal in Mistaken-Home-Invasion-Broom-Sex-Fantasy Case
“Are you sure you’re not Kevin?” the man with the machete asked.
Judge Asks Attorneys to Wear Shirts, Get Out of Bed for Videoconferences
Seriously? Yes.
A Note From Kevin (Hereinafter, “Me”) to All Attorneys (Hereinafter, “You”)
As usual, it’s a note about something you shouldn’t do.