Happy Memorial Day From the TSA
The lines are going to suck, but at least the whole process is completely unnecessary. So there’s that.
May 2016
Pond Ruins Yet Another Getaway
A story that’s a little more mysterious than it sounds.
Assorted Stupidity #90
In this edition: a couple of unnecessary warnings, unexpected hot sauce, a defendant with magic pockets, and an American suspicious of math.
Google Awarded Patent for Sticky Cars
It’s not quite as terrible an idea as it seems.
A Case of “Struck by Turtle” (Almost)
I still wouldn’t code this as a W59.22, but opinions may vary.
Board Strikes Down Rule Requiring Employees to Be “Positive”
They can make you work, but they can’t make you like it. Or make you act like you do.
NZ Prime Minister Gets Thrown Out of Parliament
We need Question Time. It sends an important signal when the legislature can tell the executive to shut up and get out.
“Do Not Destroy or Otherwise Dispose of the Paddle”
It is likely to be important evidence since you weren’t smart enough to keep it out of the photos.
Court: Musical Preference Doesn’t Prove Gang Membership
Evidently “Los Tigres del Norte” is a band, not a terrorist organization.
Crime-Lab Chemist Was High While Testifying in Drug Cases
Well, that’s not entirely accurate … she was high almost all the time.