Court to Police: Nope, Sometimes “Fleeing” Is Just Jogging
Not killing this guy is about the only thing the SFPD did right here.
November 2017
Assorted Stupidity #108
In this edition: creative sentencing, meddling agents, the Code of Hammurabi, and a very, very bad idea.
Priority: Crocodiles
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Roy Moore’s Lawyer Accused of Uncomfortable Relationship With English Language
The evidence is pretty overwhelming, frankly.
California Adopts an Official Dinosaur
Among other things.
Assorted Stupidity #107
In this edition (among other things): the law of unintended consequences again; Chuck Norris litigates, for once; and why some contracts may need a “no-sex clause.”
Landlord Who Banned “Coloured” Tenants Claims It Was About the Curry Smell
The judge smelled a different motive, though.
Stop That Dancing! Unlicensed Cabarets Are Still Illegal in New York
Technically, at least, the time is not now, but rather sometime in February.
Of Course There Was a Comma in “I Want a Lawyer Dog”
No, not between “I” and “Want a Lawyer Dog,” as if he were referring to himself, Mr. Want a Lawyer Dog. Please try to take this more seriously. Dog.