Prisoner Who’s Not Dead Anymore Says He’s Served His Life Sentence
It says “life.” Singular.
2019
Seventh Circuit: “We Draw the Line at Gibberish”
I’ve seen worse. But this is bad.
Target of Police Raid Had Been in Prison for Five Years, Plaintiff Alleges
So it turned out the grenades, assault rifles, and whatnot weren’t really necessary.
Man Convicted of Lynching Himself
It’s almost like some people don’t know what the word means.
California’s Roadkill Bill Becomes Law
It joins about half of the states in addressing this important issue.
Assorted Criminal Stupidity
Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed a reporter (twice), and that’s by no means the weirdest thing in this roundup.
Fourth-Level Subcontractor Ruins Murder Plot
If you want something done right … actually, don’t do this at all.
“Everything About This Case Turns Out to Be Stupid,” Says Judge
A real judge, not a TV judge.
Assorted Stupidity #127
In this edition: defendant’s five-day filibuster fails, Rotondo returns, a cost estimate for that moat the president wanted, and a questionable Russian lawsuit.
Court Is Now In Session, The Honorable Captain Kangaroo Presiding
Oh, so that’s where “kangaroo court” comes from? No. It is not.