Please Use Caution When Consulting This Map on Kangaroo-Ownership Laws
It is likely not 100% accurate.
2019
Plaintiff: I Was Attacked by Wayne Newton’s Monkey
“Without any provocation,” allegedly, which seems unlikely but must be taken as true for now.
No Reasonable Expectation of Privacy While Burgling
Or trespassing, but “burgling” is funnier.
Assorted Stupidity #126
In this edition: dysfunctional demand notes; good punctuation (but bad behavior); the great-great-grandson of Kaiser Wilhelm II; a Bigfoot sighting in Kentucky; and why you shouldn’t throw a refrigerator off a cliff in Spain.
Good Reason to Kill #76a: Mystery Clown (or, Clown Mystery)
Reports of clown involvement may have been exaggerated.
Good Reason to Kill #76: Fancy Dress (Clown)
Clown sparks “mass brawl” on cruise ship … but is there more to the story?
Alleged Spanish Hit-Man Contract and Resumé Translated
Need a hit man who’s also trained in the “millennial arts” AND speaks Hawaiian? I have good news and bad news.
“Natural Causes” Determination Called Into Question by Stab Wounds, Blood Everywhere
Look, I’m not saying a medical examiner’s job is easy. But still.
Court Rules Income Tax Is Not Against the Will of God
I would appeal this one all the way to the top.
Judge Who Meowed and, on One Occasion, Roared, Gets Three-Year Suspension
I should clarify that he did not actually roar, he just shouted the word “roar,” which is weird in a different way.