Again I Must Remind You That Dealing With a Hit Man Is Fraught With Peril
There’s more than one important lesson here, actually.
2019
There’s at Least One Frustrated Game of Thrones Fan on the Ninth Circuit
Probably more than one.
Assorted Stupidity #125
In this edition (among other things): elks, knights, serial toilet cloggers, Oregon and Florida legislators, the TSA, and beavers.
“I Think of Time as a Continuum,” and Other Bad Deposition Answers
Could we have the question read back, please?
Lawyer Says He’s the Only One in Sudan Allowed to Use the Internet
He said he was going back to court today on behalf of everybody else.
DUI Laws: Do They Apply If You’re Driving a Tank?
This assumes you weren’t in combat, just taking your T-55 out for a spin.
Auction Winner Learns Why Property Was Such a Great Deal: It’s Only 12 Inches Wide
What’s that they say about deals too good to be true?
Court Finds Man Not Liable for Strapping Pork Chops to His Feet
A slip-and-fall case, but not the one you’d expect.
Suspect Located
“Hey bro,” the suspect reportedly said upon being discovered.
Official State Crap Update: D.C.’s Gettin’ an Official Bat
It’s not actually a state, but we’ve already talked about that.