Good Reason to Kill #11: Sang “My Way” Poorly
If you must engage in karaoke, do it with great care.
Articles by Kevin
Not Guilty by Reason of Tourette’s?
Among other things, Tourette’s can cause hiccups. Allegedly.
Randy Quaid & Wife Seek Asylum in Canada; Say They Fear Hollywood “Star Whackers”
It is becoming increasingly apparent that Randy Quaid, who has frequently played oddball characters like “Cousin Eddie” in the “National Lampoon’s Vacation” films and the not-entirely-sane pilot in “Independence Day,” may not have been acting. Quaid and his wife were arrested…
Dancing Polar Bears Sue for False Arrest
Let the bears dance!
Nevada Supreme Court Denies O.J. Simpson’s Appeal
Non-astonishing news from Nevada.
Please Advise at Your Earliest Convenience Whether You Would Like to Super-Size Your Allegations
That's just one of the many possible headlines for an item about a law firm that has opened a drive-thru window. The Kocian Law Group, a personal-injury law firm with offices in Connecticut and New York, opened the new office…
Police-Cam Video of Kansas City Chimp Released
Okay, one more on yesterday's chimp rampage in Kansas City. The occasion (or excuse) for bringing it up again is that the video from the police car's camera has been released. Here's the cellphone video I was going on about…
Gorilla Update
After I posted the previous item on the gorilla said to be rampaging through Kansas City, the original article was updated (same link) and the ape in question is now reported to be a "large chimpanzee" (pan troglodytes) rather than a gorilla (gorilla…
Assorted Stupidity #6
Resolved: the sentence "My dad paid cash for my Toyota Corolla and I am too rich to go to jail" is internally inconsistent. Discuss. Please note that the question whether uttering this sentence will keep you from getting arrested has…
Canadian Mounties Proceeding With “Active Investigation” of Bieber’s Role in Laser-Tag Incident
Obviously I am not above writing about Justin Bieber for the purpose of siphoning off some of the massive amount of Bieber-related Internet and Twitter traffic, but I am at least not willing to use the phrase "Bieber Probed" as…