Suspect’s Toilet Strike Ends After 47 Days—Successfully
That is not a typo. Forty-seven days.
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Plaintiff: California Must Admit the Truth About Bigfoot
Finally, a lawsuit that will settle this matter once and for all.
Court Orders Martin Shkreli to Forfeit Smirk
The ruling presumably leaves him with no facial expression at all.
First Amendment Exceptions That Might Allow Banning the Utah Legislature’s Rap Video
Oh dear God.
BE IT ENACTED: There Is Fungus Among Us
“Us” Washington state legislators, that is.
Tomato Sauce Allegedly Links Suspect to Meatball Heist
Law professors: probably not a bad example of “circumstantial evidence.” You’re welcome.
New Assault Charges for Rogue Canadian Golfer Who Tried to Escape on Ice Floe
He managed to get out of this water hazard, but it didn’t do him much good.
South Carolina Bill Would Require All Citizens to Wear Mom Jeans
The law of unintended consequences strikes again.
Sospechosos Con 4,000 Kilos de Naranjas No Saben de Dónde Vinieron
But coincidentally, four metric tons of them were missing from a nearby warehouse.
Second Toddler Enjoys Lawyer-Themed Birthday Party
Even more so because the lawyer showed up for this one.