Of Course There Was a Comma in “I Want a Lawyer Dog”
No, not between “I” and “Want a Lawyer Dog,” as if he were referring to himself, Mr. Want a Lawyer Dog. Please try to take this more seriously. Dog.
Articles by Kevin
Terrifying Halloween Assortment!
Scarier than The Exorcist!
Well, funnier than The Exorcist, at least.
Japanese Student Sues Over Dress Code Requiring Black Hair
Her hair is diabolically, but also genetically, brown.
The Montreal Screaming Ticket (or, Everybody Dance Now)
Give him the music, not a ticket.
Law Meant to Discourage Stupidity Doesn’t Work
Authorities are still searching for the culprits here, who surprisingly survived.
Judge Criticized for Reading 138-Page Opinion From the Bench
“I have reached a decision that I shall now explain … for the next 17 hours.”
“Pretty Sure Stank Is Patented,” Lawyer Claims—But It’s Complicated
Yet another answer to a legal question you didn’t know you had.
Assorted Stupidity #106
In this edition: an update on canoeing under the influence, an update on hooting laws, an update on Michael Grimm, and a “field test” for drugs that had trouble distinguishing between meth and donut frosting.
Anti-Mask Law Saddens Austrian Shark Mascot
Dejected, off he trudged with a 150-euro ticket clutched in his pectoral fin.
Grand Jury Indicts Officers in Student-Groping Case
Turns out those who suggested in March (me, for example) that the officers were “probably in some trouble” here were right.