Bad Places to Hide: Atlantic Ocean
Granted, you could conceal yourself in it if you really wanted to, but that probably involves dying.
Articles by Kevin
Lawyer “Devastated” by Theft of Office Frog
And who wouldn’t be?
Short-Subway-Sandwich Settlement Stupid, Says Seventh Circuit
It also called the settlement “utterly worthless,” but those words don’t begin with an S.
Assorted Stupidity #104
In this edition: somebody stole several tons of Nutella, China banned “weird” company names, Taylor Swift crushed it on the witness stand, and there was a biscuit-infringement case. Also, spam.
Judge Denies Motion for Continuance Based on Eclipse
Hey, it was worth a shot.
Snake-Mailing Rules Revisited
No matter how many stamps you use, snakes aren’t mailable.
Juggalos Will March on Washington in September
It’ll be a loosely organized, non-traditional hybrid demonstration in support of Juggalo rights.
Good Reason to Kill #69: Magic the Gathering
Svogthos, the Restless Tomb, is on the battlefield. There is no escape.
Alleged Lamppost Thief Has Trouble With Getaway
It’s possible the getaway car was just slightly underpowered.
“You Can’t Sue People for Being Mean to You, Bob”
Well, you can. But you really shouldn’t.