Trader Joe’s Pays Canadian Pirate to Retire
The settlement brings an end to a long and perplexing legal battle.
Articles by Kevin
Judge Denies Alleged Clown’s Motion to Juggle
This was “the keystone to his defense,” argued Clown, on his own behalf.
Georgia Cops Allegedly Grope 900 High-School Students, Are Probably in Some Trouble
A mass groping would be inexcusable, of course; but also, how exactly do you search 900 high-school students and all their belongings and not find ANY pot?
Ninth Circuit Breaks New Ground in Sexy-Cop Jurisprudence
Probably not necessary to say that the court’s decision was quite favorable to sexy cops.
Escape Charge Dismissed Because State Didn’t Prove Prison’s Location
Prosecutors forgot to call any witnesses who knew which county it’s in.
Assorted Stupidity #101
In this edition: an unwise extortionist, Oklahoma fixes its “mistake,” how to commit a crime and still win an election, and an arrest warrant turns up the heat on Bikram Choudhury.
Courthouse Deputy: “I Need to See Your Monkey”
He’d already seen it on the X-ray machine.
Oklahoma Accidentally Makes All Civil Litigation “Loser Pays”
I don’t remember legislation by accident being covered on “Schoolhouse Rock.”
“Naked American Hero” Loses Challenge to TSA Fine
Disappointing.
Court: Lawyer Who Gave Himself Award Can’t Sue People Who Reported He Did That
Turns out “College Lawyer of the Year” may not be all that prestigious an award.