Man Who Will Never Date Again Sues Date for Cost of Movie Ticket [Updated]
She texted during a movie, he objected, and it went downhill from there. [Update: Or did it?]
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MUGABE SPOKESMAN: “The President Was Simply Resting His Eyes”
He’s told funnier lies, but this one isn’t bad.
Dueling Still Not Advisable in Oregon
You can meet somewhere for a rap battle, I guess, but don’t bring guns.
“This Case Is About More Than One Rabbit,” Says Lawyer for Owners of Giant Rabbit
It’s probably about just one rabbit, but it was a big-ass rabbit.
Lawyers Sit Motionless in Worst Music Video Ever
Wait, sorry, it’s just a hearing where they sit quietly and listen to “Lose Yourself” with almost no visible sign of emotion.
Assorted Stupidity #100
I was planning to do something special for Assorted Stupidity #100, but I haven’t had time and meanwhile the stupidity has really been piling up. So let us continue.
Here Comes Wisconsin With an Official Dairy Product
Can you guess which one it is?
Sovereign Citizen Convinces Jury He Is Innocent of No Charges
Put another way, the prosecution convinced the jury he was guilty of 19.
“Oh, Come On,” Says Chief Justice
Free tip: Generally you should avoid arguments that may cause a justice of the U.S. Supreme Court to utter these words.
Good Reason to Kill #67: Enraged by Xylophone
Well, obviously.