Thank you, Your Honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the great thing about our system of justice is that it allows you to hear both sides of the story and then decide. Now, the prosecutor has told you one…
Omaha police are searching for a thief who stole two bags of juggling equipment from the back seat of a visiting juggler’s car. According to the report, Justin Gramarye has lost all his "balls, rings, clubs, diablos, cigar boxes, devil…
Two Boulder teenagers, Robert Hibbs and Brad Boville, were arrested on July 6, 2006, for "menacing" people and possessing LSD and marijuana. Probably they had done more than just "possess" it, I would guess. That's because they had taken up a…
As in Who Not to Steal From, #165, the answer here is also "The judge presiding over your criminal hearing." In #165, the item stolen was the judge’s gavel, which has a certain special comedy to it, but there the…
Turns out “Duke Caspian James Crichton-Stuart IV” was in fact “Registered Sex Offender Josh.”
Betty Jean Barachie of Kunkletown, Pennsylvania, was sentenced to 27 months in prison this week despite testimony from a psychologist that she was "one of the most extreme cases" of compulsive shopping he had ever seen. Barachie admitted stealing more…
A worker at the Royal Australian Mint in Canberra pleaded guilty this week to stealing $135,000 Australian (100,000 of our actual dollars) from his employer by smuggling them out every day in his lunch box and shoes. Authorities apparently are…
"Juiced" is the name of the new show, which will be appearing on pay-per-view soon (if it isn’t already). On the show, O.J. Simpson, who you may recall was accused a few years ago of killing his ex-wife and her…
After a lengthy trial in which he openly admitted his guilt and mocked the pain of the September 11 victims, and yet was still spared the death penalty, Zacarias Moussaoui now wants to withdraw his guilty plea. In a motion…
A Dutch man who formerly lived in Florida, but was deported after being charged with running one of the largest escort services in the Southeast, has sued six of his former customers for breaking the law while being "escorted." By…