Barge Captains Caught After What You Might Call “Chases”
I wouldn’t call them that, but you might.
Aquatic Escape Attempts
Houston Water Escape: Another Exception That Proves the Rule?
These people haven’t been found, but that doesn’t mean they’ve escaped.
Naked Fugitive Found in Croc-Infested Swamp
This headline doesn’t refer to Donald Trump, but maybe by next week a similar one will.
Things That Fail: Ponzi Schemes, Water Escapes
And this story involves both of them.
Are We Still Doing Attempted Water Escapes?
Sure, why not?
Attempt to Flee Australia on a Jet Ski Fails (90 Miles Later)
Impressive, but still unsuccessful.
Seriously, Can We Get the Word Out Re: Water Escapes?
This would save everybody a lot of time. Thanks.
Two More Attempted Water Escapes Fail
Only in the Swedish case I mentioned in August has one been even semi-successful.
Speedboat Escape Is Exception That Proves the Rule
Tjuvarna kan ha lämnat Strängnäs Domkyrka på vattenskoter. But I wouldn’t try it if I were you.
Bad Places to Hide: Atlantic Ocean
Granted, you could conceal yourself in it if you really wanted to, but that probably involves dying.