Seriously, Can We Get the Word Out Re: Water Escapes?
This would save everybody a lot of time. Thanks.
Water Escapes
Two More Attempted Water Escapes Fail
Only in the Swedish case I mentioned in August has one been even semi-successful.
Speedboat Escape Is Exception That Proves the Rule
Tjuvarna kan ha lämnat Strängnäs Domkyrka på vattenskoter. But I wouldn’t try it if I were you.
Bad Places to Hide: Atlantic Ocean
Granted, you could conceal yourself in it if you really wanted to, but that probably involves dying.
Pond Ruins Yet Another Getaway
A story that’s a little more mysterious than it sounds.
Bad Places to Hide: Island in Alligator-Infested Lake
It does make it a little harder for the cops to follow you, but other issues still make this a bad choice.
Police Wait Patiently for Man in Pond to Surrender
You can flee into a pond, but then what?
Sinking Pedal Boat Ends Ridiculous Escape Attempt
Might as well swim.