That Includes You, Sticky
In which a Texas legislator explains why some of her colleagues got cussed out a while ago.
Government
More Details (and Questions) About Mini-Nebraska
In which you may also vote to select (or propose) a name for … whatever it is.
Nebraska Legislator Proposes Creation of Mini-Nebraska
It could be populated by up to 360 mini-Nebraskans.
Michigan Set to Legalize Year-Round Frog-Spearing
Good news for those who couldn’t get all their frog-stabbing done during the summer and fall.
“Naked American Hero” Loses Challenge to TSA Fine
Disappointing.
Latest Airport-Security Exploit: Walking Through in a Group
Don’t worry, though—they screened them after they landed at their destination.
Congratulations, Lady Who Shut Down Dance by Citing Obscure Law
Her heroic actions prevented … fun.
Lawyer Who Wrote Torture Memos Has “Grave Concerns” About Trump
Proof that if you have enough opinions, sooner or later one of them will be right. Just statistically speaking.
Administration Fails to Secure Its Own Conference Room
In the future an impenetrable wall will be erected around all such locations, although who will pay for that remains to be seen.
ALERT: There Are No Lawyers in the Kansas Senate
I’m frankly not sure why I put “ALERT” in front of that, or why I’m leaving it there. In any event, for the first time ever, the Kansas Senate is lawyer-free.