UPDATE: Judge Who Accidentally Resigned Is Out of a Job
In a surprising development, the commissioners decided to do something.
Government
Voters Expel Mayor and Re-Elect Him on the Same Ballot
The people have spoken! And they clearly said … something?
Proposed Law Would Prevent Climate Change in Montana
Or if not, perhaps a wall around the state would keep those greenhouse gases (if any) out of its atmosphere.
Scottish Grandpa Claims He Checked “Terrorist” Box on Visa Form by Mistake
Gotcha, “grandpa.”
Barely Corrupt City Manager Doesn’t Resign
He allegedly sought to use his official position to obtain a free miniature Bundt cake, not realizing what a miniature scandal it would become.
You Know Trial Went Poorly If the Judge Orders You Back to Law School
Turns out the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure are not optional.
DEA Asks for Help Laundering Money
Well, not that kind of laundering. Probably.
City Ordered Not to Sue Resident for Complaining About Stench
Which amendment is that again?
First Amendment Exceptions That Might Allow Banning the Utah Legislature’s Rap Video
Oh dear God.
BE IT ENACTED: There Is Fungus Among Us
“Us” Washington state legislators, that is.