Nirvana Beats Former Baby’s Lawsuit
Come as you are, leave with nothing.
Lawsuits
Parents Sue Their Son, Demanding Grandchild or $650,000 in Compensation
Given the limits on ordering specific performance, the compensation is more likely.
Twenty-One-Octillion-Dollar Demand Still Not a Record
It’s a lot, it’s just not the biggest ever.
Italian High Court Holds Loud Toilet Violated Plaintiffs’ Human Rights
A 19-year legal battle finally comes to an end.
Plaintiff Complains Pop-Tarts Less Healthy Than She Expected
They also do not “pop” without mechanical assistance, which I find highly misleading.
Consumer Alleged She Wanted Only Water From One Particular Mountain (Which May Not Exist)
If it does exist, it’s very important to her.
Plaintiff Alleges “Heart of the Himalayas” Is in India, Not Pakistan (It’s in Nepal)
Or, it’s somewhere else, if there is any such thing.
Chavez v. ‘Cause Y’all Took My Phones I Don’t Know Their Names (S.D.N.Y. 2021)
Surprisingly, there’s more wrong with this case than the caption.
Realtor Claims Home Not Sold Due to Compromising Paraphernalia of Sundry Sorts
If you’re using the word “sundry” today, you might as well use that weird S, too.
“Nevermind” Cover Baby Sues Nirvana for Showing Him Naked
Guess which federal crime he’s claiming they committed. Go on, guess.