Chavez v. ‘Cause Y’all Took My Phones I Don’t Know Their Names (S.D.N.Y. 2021)
Surprisingly, there’s more wrong with this case than the caption.
Lawsuits
Realtor Claims Home Not Sold Due to Compromising Paraphernalia of Sundry Sorts
If you’re using the word “sundry” today, you might as well use that weird S, too.
“Nevermind” Cover Baby Sues Nirvana for Showing Him Naked
Guess which federal crime he’s claiming they committed. Go on, guess.
“Hint of Lime” Case: It’s Not Crunch Berries, But It’s Close
Very close.
Plaintiff’s “Wide-Ranging” Demands: $32 Trillion, Audience With Queen, Swamp Cleaning
Also a full-body MRI, although that part was actually reasonable.
Suit on Behalf of “Donard J. Trump” Dismissed
No great surprise here. In fact, no surprise at all. The lawsuit that Orly Taitz filed last month (see “Look Who’s Back, Now Filing Lawsuits on Behalf of ‘Donard J. Trump,’” (Jan. 29, 2021)), asking a federal court in California…
Look Who’s Back, Now Filing Lawsuits on Behalf of “Donard J. Trump”
Like I’ve said before, she may be a perfectly good dentist.
United States v. Five Hundred and Twelve Otters
Not a real case name, but some real ones are just as weird.
Trump Legal Team’s Record So Far: Bad
Like many bad things, its exact badness is hard to quantify.
Pro-Virus Floridians Challenge Mask Mandate
Is the coronavirus funding this lawsuit?